Nik-Nak City

Vallejo-ho! Ha Ha!! HEE HEE!!

And Alameda by the sea!

Oh Alameda, nice to meet ya,

You're so sweet that I could eat ya.

Should I move there?

Let me see...hmmm...

While I think, I'll take a pee.

Well, Barbara's there,

Now that's a plus.

I wouldn't have to take the bus--

Blackzilla zips me all around.

And opportunities abound!

Yet, currently I'm under stress.

Without a doubt, my life's a mess.

Bay Area traffic's oh so snarled.

Argh Argh Argh!

My nerves are gnarled;

Tied up into little knots.

It makes me want to smoke some pot.

But I don't do that anymore.

And sometimes it is such a bore

To deal with life upon life's terms--

Yes, even when you must eat worms

and dirt, and grovel on the ground

and people treat you like a hound-

dog. Oh well, I say F*CK 'em ALL

And I will have myself a ball.

Or bawl, depending on my mood.

(I have so many, it's no good.)

At least I'm sober for Today,

Thus, always hope for a New Day.

I'm glad you heard my little song

Although it's gone on far too long.

I'll take it one day at a time
And write these crazy little rhymes.