How Do I Love Thee?

Vegas!!

How do I love Thee? Let me count the ways.

I love Thee to the depth of the last dime in the bottom of my pocket,

To the breadth of the Palace Station Buffet,

To the dizzying heights of the Bellagio Fountains;

For the joy of Being near Elvis impersonators,

and the Ideal of Grace..Land Chapel.

I love Thee to the level of Life's

Most riotous need, by scorching sun and neon light.

I love Thee freely, as men strive to Win,

I love Thee purely, as they turn to Sin

(Since it happened in Vegas, it stays in Vegas.)

I love with a passion put to use at the penny slots,

As I chain smoke the night away in my childlike fantasy world.

I love Thee with a love I seemed to lose with each throw of the dice,

I love Thee with the breath, smiles and toned physiques in a Cirque du Soleil show.

And though Lady Luck be fickle,

I shall but love Thee better when I get my free show tickets and slot play

After this two hour time share presentation.